1 00:00:19,840 --> 00:00:22,800 Abby? You want a cup of tea? 2 00:00:58,840 --> 00:01:01,760 Alfie, Charlotte! Will you stop fighting! 3 00:01:01,800 --> 00:01:04,520 Kenny, don't use the tap in the kitchen. 4 00:01:04,560 --> 00:01:05,880 What...? Oh! 5 00:01:07,920 --> 00:01:11,440 Tap in the kitchen is broken as well. 6 00:01:11,480 --> 00:01:16,040 Use the sink in the loo.We need a plumber. And we've no milk. 7 00:01:16,080 --> 00:01:20,480 You were meant to get it yesterday. Was I? Oh, sorry. 8 00:01:20,520 --> 00:01:23,000 I'll try and light the fire again. 9 00:01:23,040 --> 00:01:27,560 Oh, please don't. I still stink of smoke.No. It was a one-off! 10 00:01:27,600 --> 00:01:32,000 Guess what I dreamed about?If it's rude I don't want to hear it. 11 00:01:32,040 --> 00:01:34,800 Hackney. The sun was shining, 12 00:01:34,840 --> 00:01:37,840 we lived together and you actually fancied me. 13 00:01:53,320 --> 00:01:56,440 You checked us 3 months ago and gave me the all clear. 14 00:01:56,480 --> 00:01:59,720 Norwegian boats have been in these waters recently. 15 00:01:59,760 --> 00:02:02,800 It's routine. You'll get the results soon. 16 00:02:02,840 --> 00:02:07,080 HE COUGHS Kenny! Leave the fire. 17 00:02:07,120 --> 00:02:08,880 I think it's the chimney. 18 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:13,240 When I find someone to fix the roof, I'll get them to have a look. 19 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:16,680 Something's burning. I didn't do it! 20 00:02:16,720 --> 00:02:20,480 Alfie, don't fight with your sister. It's not my fault. 21 00:02:20,520 --> 00:02:25,440 There's nothing to do. 'Ere, look what I found in the loft. 22 00:02:25,480 --> 00:02:31,240 What do you say we go and catch some fish after school?Yeah, whatever. 23 00:02:31,280 --> 00:02:33,800 Go on. You'll be late for school. 24 00:02:33,840 --> 00:02:36,240 Oi and, Alfie? 25 00:02:36,280 --> 00:02:38,880 Try not to hit your sister. All right. 26 00:02:43,520 --> 00:02:47,640 Now why does he never listen to me? All I ever get is lip. 27 00:02:47,680 --> 00:02:52,880 The lad needs a father figure. Good role model. That sort of thing. 28 00:02:55,480 --> 00:02:57,720 You should read this, Carolyn. 29 00:02:57,760 --> 00:03:01,720 Breaks men into types of clothing. "The comfortable sweater" - 30 00:03:01,760 --> 00:03:03,760 that's my Jerry. 31 00:03:03,800 --> 00:03:10,640 Listen to this: "The leather jacket - Dangerously attractive. The man who won't be caught." 32 00:03:10,680 --> 00:03:14,240 He's a night caller. Of the elements. Loves attention 33 00:03:14,280 --> 00:03:17,880 but remains aloof when it comes to anything long term. 34 00:03:17,920 --> 00:03:21,320 Sound familiar? Alistair is not like that. 35 00:03:21,360 --> 00:03:25,880 No. Of course not. If you chase them they run away. 36 00:03:25,920 --> 00:03:29,280 It's worth the wait. You're very patient! 37 00:03:33,640 --> 00:03:35,920 Morning.Morning.Morning. 38 00:03:37,000 --> 00:03:40,800 How you getting on?Oh, fine thanks. 39 00:03:40,840 --> 00:03:45,720 Lots to get my head around but I'll get there. Er, just the milk, please. 40 00:03:45,760 --> 00:03:49,040 Sold out. Those are all spoken for. 41 00:03:49,080 --> 00:03:51,960 I get in only what we use. 42 00:03:52,000 --> 00:03:54,480 We can order it for you in the future. 43 00:03:54,520 --> 00:03:57,280 One of those a day?Yeah, please. 44 00:03:57,320 --> 00:03:59,600 I can spare mine for today. 45 00:03:59,640 --> 00:04:02,640 Thanks. That's very generous of you. Bye. 46 00:04:02,680 --> 00:04:05,560 Little Jerry's over the moon to have your Alfie here. 47 00:04:05,600 --> 00:04:09,040 Yeah. I'm sure they'll be great friends. 48 00:04:09,080 --> 00:04:10,360 See ya. 49 00:04:11,600 --> 00:04:14,280 Seems pleasant enough. 50 00:04:14,320 --> 00:04:16,640 Dyes her hair.You think so? 51 00:04:16,680 --> 00:04:22,120 You don't think THAT's natural? You'd better order some in, then. 52 00:04:25,800 --> 00:04:31,120 Now pay attention to Mrs Fraser and no talking back. OK?All right. 53 00:04:31,160 --> 00:04:33,240 Alfie? Don't I get a kiss? 54 00:04:33,280 --> 00:04:35,640 Mum! 55 00:04:38,080 --> 00:04:40,200 Morning, Alfie. 56 00:04:40,240 --> 00:04:43,960 Who do you support, Rangers or Celtic?Eh... 57 00:04:44,000 --> 00:04:46,400 West Ham?Rangers are better. 58 00:04:49,360 --> 00:04:50,880 Come on, Charley. 59 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,120 Come on, princess. Be brave. 60 00:04:57,160 --> 00:05:00,280 I don't have ANY friends here. 61 00:05:00,320 --> 00:05:04,600 You'll make friends. You're my only friend. 62 00:05:04,640 --> 00:05:08,640 Go on, babes. You're going to be hunky and dory. 63 00:05:08,680 --> 00:05:10,280 Give us a kiss. 64 00:05:15,720 --> 00:05:18,160 Good morning, Charlotte! 65 00:05:20,560 --> 00:05:22,240 Let's see what we're doing today. 66 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,720 Kenny! Are you OK? 67 00:05:26,760 --> 00:05:27,960 Yup... 68 00:05:30,040 --> 00:05:33,240 Just trying to...reach the hole. 69 00:05:33,280 --> 00:05:35,200 Which hole? 70 00:05:35,240 --> 00:05:37,880 The big one over there. 71 00:05:37,920 --> 00:05:40,920 Just going to put a slate on it. 72 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:42,720 It's no problem. 73 00:05:42,760 --> 00:05:45,040 Everything's under control. 74 00:05:49,400 --> 00:05:50,960 Heads up. 75 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,560 Is there a proper builder on the island? Plumber? 76 00:05:54,600 --> 00:05:59,000 We would have had a builder if we'd taken that other fellow who applied. 77 00:05:59,040 --> 00:06:02,560 Did a bit of plumbing as well. 78 00:06:02,600 --> 00:06:04,120 He wasn't married. 79 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:05,480 What's that to do with building? 80 00:06:05,520 --> 00:06:07,640 Malcolm, please. Sorry... 81 00:06:08,960 --> 00:06:11,920 I think there's kind of a... 82 00:06:11,960 --> 00:06:14,440 ..big one now, over here. 83 00:06:14,480 --> 00:06:18,320 How big?About the size of my foot. 84 00:06:18,360 --> 00:06:20,360 Maybe a little bit bigger. 85 00:06:22,560 --> 00:06:25,160 It's a great view from up here. 86 00:06:25,200 --> 00:06:29,280 Kenny, please will you come down before you hurt yourself.Good idea. 87 00:06:33,440 --> 00:06:35,480 I'm not unhappy with our choice. 88 00:06:35,520 --> 00:06:39,560 Unmarried people don't have the same commitment to the future. 89 00:06:39,600 --> 00:06:44,680 That's what impressed us about you and Kenny. Your commitment. 90 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:48,800 Stability. That's why we chose you. 91 00:06:48,840 --> 00:06:52,720 Those are the values that matter most to a small community like ours. 92 00:06:52,760 --> 00:06:56,880 That's much more important than being a builder. Isn't it, Malcolm? 93 00:06:56,920 --> 00:06:58,280 Yes, it is. 94 00:06:58,320 --> 00:07:01,400 Those words could have come out my mouth. 95 00:07:01,440 --> 00:07:02,960 Marriage is very important. 96 00:07:03,000 --> 00:07:05,080 You're not married, Malcolm. 97 00:07:05,120 --> 00:07:07,520 I don't remember going to your wedding, Gordon. 98 00:07:09,160 --> 00:07:11,400 I've got work to do. 99 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,680 Bye.Malcolm, PLEASE. 100 00:07:14,720 --> 00:07:20,560 Don't take that tone of voice with me, Douglas. You're divorced. How stable is that? 101 00:07:22,760 --> 00:07:26,680 I'm sorry, Mrs Wallace. Please don't take offence. 102 00:07:26,720 --> 00:07:30,720 The school is still open - because of you. 103 00:07:30,760 --> 00:07:35,520 Would you and your husband care to take a wee drop with me? 104 00:07:35,560 --> 00:07:39,640 Yeah, we'd like that.Give us a chance to welcome you properly. 105 00:07:39,680 --> 00:07:44,000 And if there's any way we can help, please just let us know. 106 00:07:44,040 --> 00:07:48,800 Thank you, Mr Raeburn. We need to find a way to fix the roof. 107 00:07:48,840 --> 00:07:52,960 I have a bad feeling it might be expensive.Aye. The roof. 108 00:07:54,280 --> 00:07:56,640 Well, good luck with that. 109 00:07:56,680 --> 00:07:58,600 Watch out! 110 00:08:00,960 --> 00:08:02,640 Heads up! 111 00:08:02,680 --> 00:08:05,480 You see it's a kind of MAN thing, Alfie. 112 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:09,600 It's part of the essential nature of who we are. 113 00:08:09,640 --> 00:08:13,480 As men, we go out and we get the food. 114 00:08:13,520 --> 00:08:18,280 We are hunters. Providers. Unless you're on the social? 115 00:08:18,320 --> 00:08:21,400 Well, that's the exception that proves the rule. 116 00:08:21,440 --> 00:08:26,240 We go out in the cold and the wilds and get the food. 117 00:08:26,280 --> 00:08:29,680 We take it back home, and the women cook it, 118 00:08:29,720 --> 00:08:32,560 and then we eat it. And that's what makes us men. 119 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:36,680 You know, we put the food on the table. 120 00:08:36,720 --> 00:08:40,880 That's our job. That's why women need us, you see. 121 00:08:40,920 --> 00:08:44,800 It's who we are. You ever fished before? 122 00:08:52,680 --> 00:08:55,200 I think they're going fishing. 123 00:08:55,240 --> 00:08:58,760 Hamish Rock? He doesn't know any better. 124 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:06,320 'Ere, look how many I found when I was cleaning the kitchen. 125 00:09:06,360 --> 00:09:09,800 Are you sure fish like flies? Yeah, course they do. 126 00:09:09,840 --> 00:09:12,800 Ooh-er, but they're all dry... 127 00:09:12,840 --> 00:09:16,720 Well, they won't be once they hit the water, will they? 128 00:09:46,240 --> 00:09:47,400 Hiya. 129 00:09:50,440 --> 00:09:51,880 You don't look happy. 130 00:09:53,040 --> 00:09:57,880 What's the matter? I bet I know what's wrong with you. 131 00:09:57,920 --> 00:09:59,880 It's hard to go someplace new. 132 00:10:01,920 --> 00:10:03,520 You're braver than most of us. 133 00:10:03,560 --> 00:10:07,280 We've never had to do what you're doing. 134 00:10:07,320 --> 00:10:10,960 So I'M pretty impressed with you, I have to say. 135 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,520 ..Thank you. 136 00:10:15,160 --> 00:10:20,440 It's no problem. It's hard on the wee thing. All this change. 137 00:10:20,480 --> 00:10:23,200 Did you mean that? About people never leaving here? 138 00:10:23,240 --> 00:10:26,920 Yes and no. Carolyn went away to school for a few years. 139 00:10:26,960 --> 00:10:29,920 Helen's an incomer.Helen?Aye. 140 00:10:29,960 --> 00:10:34,280 She's new, only been here ten years. Came from Glasgow. 141 00:10:34,320 --> 00:10:36,400 Big Jerry wouldn't let her leave. 142 00:10:36,440 --> 00:10:39,120 Come on, Charley, it's getting chilly. 143 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:43,440 Here. This is for you, Mrs Wallace.Please, call me Abby. 144 00:10:43,480 --> 00:10:49,240 Abby, then. I brought you and your family a little present. 145 00:10:49,280 --> 00:10:54,280 Thought it might come in handy for your supper.Thank you...but...um... 146 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:58,640 I can't accept it. You see Kenny and Alfie have gone fishing. 147 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:03,680 Aye. I saw them. I think you should take it. Save any disappointment. 148 00:11:03,720 --> 00:11:05,480 House warming present. 149 00:11:05,520 --> 00:11:09,920 Thank you. Do you want to come over for a cup of tea?I'd love to. 150 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,920 How's a fish going to make the house warm? 151 00:11:14,200 --> 00:11:16,120 I'm frozen.Yeah? 152 00:11:18,800 --> 00:11:20,720 Well, that's part of the fun. 153 00:11:24,080 --> 00:11:26,840 How'd you get on at school, then? It sucks. 154 00:11:26,880 --> 00:11:30,520 Well, that makes it better than your last school then. 155 00:11:30,560 --> 00:11:34,720 Mrs Fraser is making me do a talk on Scottish history tomorrow. 156 00:11:34,760 --> 00:11:37,120 What do I know about that? 157 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:41,600 She gave me a book to look at but it's hardly got any pictures in it. 158 00:11:41,640 --> 00:11:46,600 I remember studying Scotland in school. I learned some cool stuff. 159 00:11:46,640 --> 00:11:50,760 Did you?Yeah.Like what?Well... 160 00:11:50,800 --> 00:11:55,200 Do you want me to clean this for you?Er, yes, please. 161 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:57,720 No, no, no! 162 00:11:57,760 --> 00:11:59,920 WATER GUSHES 163 00:12:02,840 --> 00:12:07,360 Aye. You do need a plumber. I'm sorry. 164 00:12:07,400 --> 00:12:11,920 I'm so sorry. I'll get you one of Kenny's T-shirts. 165 00:12:16,320 --> 00:12:20,240 Don't feel bad.Well, what kind of fish don't like flies? 166 00:12:38,400 --> 00:12:40,840 Um, T-shirt for you.Thanks. 167 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:43,960 I've got lots of tidying to do, haven't I? 168 00:12:48,640 --> 00:12:49,920 Nice fire. 169 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:59,160 I mean it's not like we can go out and get a kebab, is it? 170 00:12:59,200 --> 00:13:04,200 We're not really going to stay here forever, are we? 171 00:13:04,240 --> 00:13:09,680 Your mum thinks this place is the business. It's her dream come true. 172 00:13:09,720 --> 00:13:13,320 Just between you and me, mate, I don't get it, either. 173 00:13:13,360 --> 00:13:16,000 Will Mum think that we're not real men? 174 00:13:16,040 --> 00:13:18,000 Cos we didn't put food on the table? 175 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:21,400 No. Oh, don't get the wrong end of this. 176 00:13:21,440 --> 00:13:25,800 All that provider stuff? That's ancient. It's out of date. 177 00:13:25,840 --> 00:13:28,720 In the modern world there's loads of other ways to prove 178 00:13:28,760 --> 00:13:30,520 that you're a man.Like what? 179 00:13:36,760 --> 00:13:38,320 Like DIY. 180 00:13:38,360 --> 00:13:41,000 And the elf spotted a list. 181 00:13:41,040 --> 00:13:44,760 Charlotte's list. It had fallen on the floor. 182 00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:48,280 It was hiding under the chair. He realised 183 00:13:48,320 --> 00:13:52,560 he'd forgotten to make Charlotte's present!..Where's my wife? 184 00:13:52,600 --> 00:13:54,840 Shhhh! He's reading me this story. 185 00:13:54,880 --> 00:13:59,000 I'll read it for you later, Charlotte. I'd best be on my way. 186 00:13:59,040 --> 00:14:00,240 Abby's in the kitchen. 187 00:14:01,840 --> 00:14:04,560 And it had to be made quickly... 188 00:14:04,600 --> 00:14:06,440 He's wearing my shirt! 189 00:14:06,480 --> 00:14:10,280 Yeah, I lent it to him. Didn't think you'd mind. 190 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:11,640 I don't. 191 00:14:15,400 --> 00:14:17,760 See you got the fire going. Good one. 192 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:21,200 Yeah. Alistair did it. You hadn't opened the flue. 193 00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,080 Mistake anyone could have made. 194 00:14:24,120 --> 00:14:27,280 I'm off home. Enjoy your supper. Oh, do you have to go? 195 00:14:27,320 --> 00:14:31,160 Aye. Things to do. Thanks for the shirt, Kenny. 196 00:14:31,200 --> 00:14:34,720 I'll drop it by tomorrow. Thanks again.Pleasure. 197 00:14:34,760 --> 00:14:37,440 ..By the way... 198 00:14:37,480 --> 00:14:40,120 How'd the fishing go, Kenny?Fine. 199 00:14:40,160 --> 00:14:43,920 Good. Bye for now.Bye. 200 00:14:49,400 --> 00:14:52,680 SHE RUNS WATER 201 00:14:52,720 --> 00:14:56,240 Oh, you fixed the tap? Yeah. Alistair did. 202 00:14:56,280 --> 00:14:58,600 I was going to do it when I got back. 203 00:15:03,680 --> 00:15:07,120 I had some good man to man stuff with Alfie. 204 00:15:07,160 --> 00:15:10,480 I helped him with his history homework. 205 00:15:10,520 --> 00:15:12,640 Bad news about the fishing though... 206 00:15:12,680 --> 00:15:15,440 Alfie really didn't have a clue. 207 00:15:15,480 --> 00:15:20,520 I spent the whole time showing him what to do. I couldn't concentrate... 208 00:15:20,560 --> 00:15:22,480 Present from Alistair. 209 00:15:25,760 --> 00:15:27,320 Why am I not surprised? 210 00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,440 Hiya. 211 00:15:42,480 --> 00:15:46,840 Ready for the morning? Aye. Early start. 212 00:15:46,880 --> 00:15:48,600 Want to get a drink? 213 00:15:51,040 --> 00:15:53,560 Don't really fancy a drink. 214 00:16:02,600 --> 00:16:06,680 Single malt... A good 30 years old. 215 00:16:10,120 --> 00:16:11,360 Cheers. 216 00:16:18,840 --> 00:16:22,800 Last time I poured one of these was when little Jerry was born. 217 00:16:22,840 --> 00:16:25,400 Babies are cause for great celebration. 218 00:16:25,440 --> 00:16:30,000 Then that's a real honour. Thank you.Will you have more children? 219 00:16:30,040 --> 00:16:31,320 Douglas! 220 00:16:32,800 --> 00:16:36,280 Went down the wrong way. Oh, we think about it every day. 221 00:16:36,320 --> 00:16:37,400 And most nights. 222 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:42,000 Don't we, poppet? Kenny's got a fertile... 223 00:16:42,040 --> 00:16:46,240 We don't need to go into details. ..imagination. 224 00:16:46,280 --> 00:16:51,520 We said we'd do whatever it takes to be accepted here. 225 00:16:51,560 --> 00:16:55,600 And, if that's what it takes... I, for one, will do my best. 226 00:16:55,640 --> 00:16:57,040 Grand. 227 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:01,480 Shall we drink to it? 228 00:17:08,280 --> 00:17:09,920 Hello.See you, son. 229 00:17:11,440 --> 00:17:13,760 Do you have to walk us to school? 230 00:17:13,800 --> 00:17:18,160 None of the other mums do. It's not like we'll get lost. 231 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,880 Hey.Hey. 232 00:17:20,920 --> 00:17:22,440 Go on, then. 233 00:17:27,800 --> 00:17:31,280 Am I going to have a little brother or sister? 234 00:17:31,320 --> 00:17:36,560 What?Kenny said I could have one. Can I?I don't think so, sweetheart. 235 00:17:36,600 --> 00:17:38,480 Kenny said I could. 236 00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:41,280 Where's Kenny gonna get one? I don't know. 237 00:17:43,320 --> 00:17:46,560 The shop?Well, if there IS one in the shop, 238 00:17:46,600 --> 00:17:49,040 then Kenny can get it for you. OK? 239 00:17:54,520 --> 00:17:55,520 Go on. 240 00:18:05,400 --> 00:18:07,160 Time for school, boys. 241 00:18:09,720 --> 00:18:12,520 Do you ever get to go out on the boat?All the time.Cool. 242 00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,560 HE SINGS ALONG TO TAPE 243 00:18:17,600 --> 00:18:21,880 Why did you tell Charley she could have a baby brother or sister? 244 00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:27,200 It was either that or a hamster and I know you hate hamsters.Kenny? 245 00:18:27,240 --> 00:18:29,560 The island wants you to have a baby. 246 00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:33,160 The kids want you to have a baby. I want you to have a baby. 247 00:18:33,200 --> 00:18:34,480 You're out-voted. 248 00:18:34,520 --> 00:18:39,600 Kenny? I'm not laughing. YOU are out of order. 249 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:42,080 I'm supposed to be your husband, right? 250 00:18:42,120 --> 00:18:45,680 I'm supposed to say no when he asks if we want more children? 251 00:18:45,720 --> 00:18:48,560 How believable is that? 252 00:18:48,600 --> 00:18:51,000 Lighten up! I haven't lost the plot. 253 00:18:51,040 --> 00:18:53,680 You just shouldn't have said anything to her. 254 00:18:53,720 --> 00:18:56,880 Abs, she's lonely. I was just trying to cheer her up. 255 00:18:59,360 --> 00:19:02,120 What makes you think I want to have children with you? 256 00:19:02,160 --> 00:19:03,920 So what's wrong with ME? 257 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:08,040 I want to have kids with somebody who loves me. 258 00:19:08,080 --> 00:19:11,480 OK. Sorry. I overreacted. No worries. 259 00:19:11,520 --> 00:19:16,000 How much d'you think a new roof's gonna cost?I ain't got a clue. 260 00:19:16,040 --> 00:19:19,640 I've got £900 saved. I was going to use it for a holiday. 261 00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:23,760 Where we going?For me and the kids. 262 00:19:23,800 --> 00:19:27,400 But it's not like we NEED a holiday, living here.Course not, 263 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,040 there's so much to do here. 264 00:19:30,080 --> 00:19:35,360 And too much sun could be bad for you.If I use that I'd be skint. 265 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,840 Kenny? Kenny, look! 266 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,200 Does that look like tourists? Yes, it is! 267 00:19:41,240 --> 00:19:43,960 Get over there and get us some customers. Quick! 268 00:19:54,840 --> 00:19:59,840 Welcome to Ronansay. The Wallace Guest House has got vacancies... 269 00:19:59,880 --> 00:20:04,840 Er, they've been seen to. They're booked into the Raeburn Hotel. 270 00:20:04,880 --> 00:20:08,320 Ah. This is Mr Raeburn himself. 271 00:20:08,360 --> 00:20:11,600 My hotel's just across the harbour, just step into my Landrover. 272 00:20:11,640 --> 00:20:14,960 I'll sort your luggage and we'll get you checked in. 273 00:20:29,760 --> 00:20:32,640 So Hadrian builds this wall to keep the Scots out. 274 00:20:32,680 --> 00:20:38,720 They say things like "See you, Jimmy." because they had lots of kings called James. 275 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:41,960 The last one called James was also called the Pretender. 276 00:20:42,000 --> 00:20:45,480 He had a son called Bonnie Prince Charlie. 277 00:20:45,520 --> 00:20:48,880 Which is weird, cos Bonnie's a girl's name. 278 00:20:48,920 --> 00:20:53,080 The English whipped him in a fight and Scotland got civilised. 279 00:20:53,120 --> 00:20:54,800 You jobby weecher! 280 00:20:55,840 --> 00:20:57,440 Oh! Oh. Boys! 281 00:20:57,480 --> 00:21:01,080 Boys that is enough! ENOUGH! Stop it! 282 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:29,360 Fighting CAN'T be tolerated. 283 00:21:29,400 --> 00:21:33,600 I want you two boys to apologise to each other. 284 00:21:33,640 --> 00:21:37,080 Shake hands and put it all behind you. 285 00:21:37,120 --> 00:21:39,880 Mrs Fraser's right. Alfie? 286 00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:42,840 Go on.Why do you think it's always my fault? 287 00:21:42,880 --> 00:21:47,400 You can't blame the boy for his upbringing.Thank you, Mrs Kennedy. 288 00:21:47,440 --> 00:21:52,600 Alfie. Please.He called me a name and hit me first. 289 00:21:53,960 --> 00:21:56,960 He hit you first? Your boy provoked him. 290 00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:59,600 Provoked!What name did he call you? 291 00:21:59,640 --> 00:22:02,280 Jobby weecher or something. A "Jobby weecher"! 292 00:22:07,360 --> 00:22:09,440 What's that then? 293 00:22:09,480 --> 00:22:11,240 Someone from England. 294 00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:12,800 Oh. 295 00:22:12,840 --> 00:22:18,040 Your boy got taught a lesson that needed teaching. 296 00:22:18,080 --> 00:22:20,560 My son is giving a talk on Scottish history, 297 00:22:20,600 --> 00:22:22,200 he's punched and it's his fault? 298 00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:26,680 Gets his ideas from his parents, doesn't he?Oh, give it a rest! 299 00:22:26,720 --> 00:22:29,440 You can see where his aggression comes from. 300 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:31,680 Yesterday when there was no milk, I thought, 301 00:22:31,720 --> 00:22:33,360 "What the island needs is a cow." 302 00:22:33,400 --> 00:22:35,560 But I see it's already got one. 303 00:22:36,680 --> 00:22:41,720 All of you be quiet! Please, we all have to learn to live together 304 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,760 and that starts with respect. 305 00:22:44,800 --> 00:22:48,760 Mrs Wallace, I'm not sure where Alfie got his ideas 306 00:22:48,800 --> 00:22:51,240 about Scottish history but they WERE offensive. 307 00:22:53,280 --> 00:22:56,040 Now, I'll start again. 308 00:22:56,080 --> 00:22:59,120 There's no place on this island for fighting. 309 00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,840 RAISED VOICES 310 00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:11,880 Jerry! Your dad needs us! 311 00:23:24,560 --> 00:23:27,040 Stop that! That is enough. 312 00:23:27,080 --> 00:23:30,800 We're simply doing our job. If you interfere with us again 313 00:23:30,840 --> 00:23:35,280 I'll have you arrested!Do you know what you'll be doing to us? 314 00:23:35,320 --> 00:23:37,680 I'm sorry, Alistair, I have to do this. 315 00:23:37,720 --> 00:23:41,120 The fish farm's contaminated. 316 00:23:41,160 --> 00:23:43,760 All the fish and the nets have to be destroyed. 317 00:23:43,800 --> 00:23:45,840 It'll be all right, Jerry. We'll make do. 318 00:23:45,880 --> 00:23:48,320 Aye, right now... 319 00:23:48,360 --> 00:23:50,760 Jerry! Jerry! 320 00:23:50,800 --> 00:23:55,440 Jerry, you'll do us no good this way. Go on, just go! 321 00:24:02,160 --> 00:24:05,920 Look at the state of you, Alistair. I'll get something to clean that up. 322 00:24:09,360 --> 00:24:12,640 It's not fair. We'll do something. 323 00:24:12,680 --> 00:24:14,320 We'll contact the proper authorities. 324 00:24:14,360 --> 00:24:17,880 They ARE the proper authorities, Douglas. There's nothing to be done. 325 00:24:20,000 --> 00:24:24,240 Contaminated? We just ate that salmon.Shut up, Kenny. 326 00:24:24,280 --> 00:24:26,600 Cheers, mate. Nice present. 327 00:24:27,920 --> 00:24:31,280 Looks like it hurts.I've been hit by better men than that. 328 00:24:33,920 --> 00:24:37,040 Sorry.Didn't hurt. 329 00:24:37,080 --> 00:24:41,120 I'll try harder next time. ..Why don't I see to that? 330 00:24:50,360 --> 00:24:52,440 We'll see you right, Alistair. 331 00:24:52,480 --> 00:24:55,720 All of us. We'll find a way to keep you going. 332 00:24:55,760 --> 00:24:59,320 How are you going to do that, Douglas? You're just dreaming. 333 00:24:59,360 --> 00:25:02,520 We'd all be better off if you didn't! 334 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:04,640 He knows you're trying to help. 335 00:25:04,680 --> 00:25:08,360 He's just upset. You can't blame him for that. 336 00:25:08,400 --> 00:25:10,320 Oh, aye. Aye. 337 00:25:10,360 --> 00:25:12,280 I'm only sorry about the rammy... 338 00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:17,600 Carolyn? I've a bit of a scratch here on my hand. 339 00:25:28,080 --> 00:25:31,680 A fight. 340 00:25:31,720 --> 00:25:33,640 Oh, damn! 341 00:25:33,680 --> 00:25:37,960 You just keep putting your foot in it!That is not true! 342 00:25:38,000 --> 00:25:40,320 Oh what? "See you Jimmy"? 343 00:25:40,360 --> 00:25:44,320 OK. Maybe that wasn't the best thing to tell him. 344 00:25:44,360 --> 00:25:46,680 These people think we are offensive! 345 00:25:46,720 --> 00:25:50,240 I don't think the "cow" remark helped. 346 00:25:50,280 --> 00:25:54,800 I'm trying to sort Alfie out and YOU get him into fights. 347 00:25:54,840 --> 00:25:57,600 And then what you said to Alistair! 348 00:25:57,640 --> 00:25:59,480 The guy tries to poison us. 349 00:25:59,520 --> 00:26:03,400 Bollocks, you said it because you're jealous. 350 00:26:03,440 --> 00:26:05,560 Jealous? What, of him? 351 00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:10,200 Do me a favour.That is all I ever seem to do! 352 00:26:10,240 --> 00:26:13,560 What about telling me to shut up in front of everyone? 353 00:26:13,600 --> 00:26:18,080 Trying to make me look stupid? I don't have to try. 354 00:26:18,120 --> 00:26:21,000 Yeah. But in front of everyone! 355 00:26:21,040 --> 00:26:23,760 That is not how a woman talks to her husband. 356 00:26:26,640 --> 00:26:28,680 This is all my fault, isn't it? 357 00:26:28,720 --> 00:26:31,000 Well, at least we can agree on that. 358 00:26:31,040 --> 00:26:36,280 Kenny, you are NOT my husband. 359 00:26:36,320 --> 00:26:39,480 And all this pretending is just not doing either of us any good. 360 00:26:39,520 --> 00:26:45,160 And you told me that. Before we left. And I should have listened. 361 00:26:45,200 --> 00:26:48,240 I just wanted out so badly. 362 00:26:48,280 --> 00:26:50,960 Well, I thought I was doing you a favour coming up here. 363 00:26:52,240 --> 00:26:55,880 If you don't see it like that, well, then I'll...I'll go. 364 00:26:55,920 --> 00:26:57,400 Maybe you should. 365 00:26:58,560 --> 00:27:04,160 Well, I'd love to but I don't think you can cope without me. 366 00:27:04,200 --> 00:27:06,520 I couldn't do that to you. 367 00:27:06,560 --> 00:27:09,000 We have to get on with our lives. 368 00:27:09,040 --> 00:27:13,480 It's not fair on you to string this along. And it's not fair on me. 369 00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,120 But what will the people think? 370 00:27:16,160 --> 00:27:20,760 After that "marriage means stability and commitment" crap 371 00:27:20,800 --> 00:27:22,960 that Douglas was spouting. 372 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:28,320 I look bad if I just bugger off! Kenny, you are NOT listening. 373 00:27:30,320 --> 00:27:32,320 You don't care what I look like, do you? 374 00:27:33,960 --> 00:27:37,760 You're the sort that just takes. You never give. 375 00:27:37,800 --> 00:27:39,560 You've always been my best friend, Kenny, 376 00:27:39,600 --> 00:27:41,200 I hope you don't believe that. 377 00:27:44,400 --> 00:27:47,520 Well, I said I'd help you get sorted 378 00:27:47,560 --> 00:27:49,600 and er, then I'd go back. 379 00:27:51,360 --> 00:27:53,760 Well, you're well and truly sorted, aren't you? 380 00:27:55,760 --> 00:27:57,240 You've got what you want. 381 00:27:59,520 --> 00:28:00,880 Right...? 382 00:28:02,200 --> 00:28:03,880 You don't need me any more. 383 00:28:03,920 --> 00:28:06,880 That's what it is, innit? That's what it is... 384 00:28:10,520 --> 00:28:12,440 DOOR SLAMS 385 00:28:12,480 --> 00:28:17,160 Norwegians bring this ISA virus on their boats, 386 00:28:17,200 --> 00:28:19,640 but their authorities don't ban the fish, 387 00:28:19,680 --> 00:28:21,520 destroy THEIR stock. 388 00:28:21,560 --> 00:28:23,120 They're still eating it. 389 00:28:23,160 --> 00:28:24,400 It's a fiddle if you ask me. 390 00:28:24,440 --> 00:28:27,680 They contaminate our salmon. And drag up the price for their own. 391 00:28:29,240 --> 00:28:33,960 After that BSE business the Government is cautious. 392 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:36,680 You're not defending them?No, no... 393 00:28:36,720 --> 00:28:38,800 Destroying a man's livelihood! 394 00:28:38,840 --> 00:28:40,800 It's London's fault. It always is. 395 00:28:40,840 --> 00:28:42,400 I'll drink to that. 396 00:28:45,040 --> 00:28:48,880 You can sign on in Portree. Tide you over.Aye. 397 00:28:48,920 --> 00:28:52,920 Sign on for a year? That's how long the farm closure is. 398 00:28:52,960 --> 00:28:54,880 Make sure the virus doesn't come back. 399 00:28:58,040 --> 00:29:01,880 I've been eating salmon all my life and it hasn't damaged MY brain. 400 00:29:21,640 --> 00:29:25,280 We give an incomer the BandB and can't help our own. 401 00:29:25,320 --> 00:29:27,840 What can I do, Carolyn? 402 00:29:27,880 --> 00:29:33,520 Send the Wallaces packing. I mean, she's never going to fit in, is she? 403 00:29:33,560 --> 00:29:37,360 We need them for the school. She deserves a chance. 404 00:29:37,400 --> 00:29:40,320 Well, what about Alistair? Doesn't he deserve one? 405 00:29:47,920 --> 00:29:51,400 Everyone knows you're trying your best, Douglas. 406 00:30:22,240 --> 00:30:24,960 Sorry. I got in a fight. 407 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:30,480 Hey, that was my fault. I don't want you worrying about that, OK? 408 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,680 I think you're the business. The dog's bollocks. 409 00:30:35,720 --> 00:30:38,480 OK? Don't forget that. 410 00:31:16,360 --> 00:31:18,680 Kenny? Breakfast is ready. 411 00:31:27,640 --> 00:31:29,160 Kenny? 412 00:31:35,600 --> 00:31:37,240 Kenny? 413 00:31:38,280 --> 00:31:39,680 Kenny? 414 00:31:48,200 --> 00:31:51,680 I don't want him to go. Why did you make him go? 415 00:31:59,920 --> 00:32:02,360 Will you be away long?Don't know. 416 00:32:02,400 --> 00:32:06,360 Got a couple of gigs to play. 417 00:32:06,400 --> 00:32:09,600 Prior commitments and all that. Couldn't let them down. 418 00:32:09,640 --> 00:32:15,080 A man's got to earn his crust. I'm sure Mrs Wallace will miss you. 419 00:32:15,120 --> 00:32:19,400 Oh, yeah.Nice for women. 420 00:32:19,440 --> 00:32:23,040 They stay at home while the men slave away. 421 00:32:23,080 --> 00:32:28,640 I don't think they appreciate us. That's the problem with women today. 422 00:32:28,680 --> 00:32:31,680 Not Abby's. She's a hard worker. 423 00:32:31,720 --> 00:32:36,200 You let her go out to work then? I couldn't stop her. 424 00:32:36,240 --> 00:32:39,000 She'd do anything for her kids, you know. 425 00:32:39,040 --> 00:32:44,520 Give 'em a better life. She's been a char lady. Worked in a newsagent. 426 00:32:44,560 --> 00:32:49,680 A Tapas bar.A topless bar? Yeah. Long hours and late nights. 427 00:32:49,720 --> 00:32:54,240 I used to look after the kids. Still the job had its perks. 428 00:32:54,280 --> 00:32:56,160 Used to get good tips 429 00:32:56,200 --> 00:33:01,240 and she'd come back and she'd do me a nice little salsa.A salsa? 430 00:33:01,280 --> 00:33:05,360 Yeah. Really spicy one. Oh, couldn't get enough of it. 431 00:33:05,400 --> 00:33:10,880 Och. I can imagine.I mean, so hot it would blow your head off. 432 00:33:10,920 --> 00:33:13,920 Brilliant, if you like that sort of thing. 433 00:33:13,960 --> 00:33:17,000 What red-blooded man wouldn't?Yeah. 434 00:33:17,040 --> 00:33:20,640 No. Abby. She's...she's something special. 435 00:33:20,680 --> 00:33:23,440 (Kenny's gone.) 436 00:33:23,480 --> 00:33:25,480 (He's left us.) 437 00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:30,920 Has he REALLY gone? 438 00:33:33,960 --> 00:33:36,320 Come on. Let's get you ready for school. 439 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:46,480 It helps ME think. 440 00:33:46,520 --> 00:33:50,120 The water just stretches on forever. 441 00:33:50,160 --> 00:33:53,320 The size of it puts everything in perspective. 442 00:33:53,360 --> 00:33:58,960 You look like you have the weight of the world on your shoulders. 443 00:33:59,000 --> 00:34:04,600 I'm trying to decide if I'm selfish to bring my family here. 444 00:34:04,640 --> 00:34:08,480 I'm sorry. Compared to you I've got nothing to worry about. 445 00:34:08,520 --> 00:34:13,640 I can be proud to be the benchmark of somebody else's unhappiness(!) 446 00:34:13,680 --> 00:34:16,120 Sorry if it sounded like that. 447 00:34:16,160 --> 00:34:20,720 It didn't sound like that. It's my problem not yours. 448 00:34:20,760 --> 00:34:25,640 My father used to tell me to worry about the things you CAN change. 449 00:34:25,680 --> 00:34:27,400 I guess that's what I'm doing. 450 00:34:27,440 --> 00:34:30,840 If it helps, that "cow" remark made me laugh. 451 00:34:30,880 --> 00:34:32,160 You heard about it? 452 00:34:32,200 --> 00:34:36,680 News travels fast. An apology will finish it. 453 00:34:36,720 --> 00:34:38,880 That's something you CAN change. 454 00:34:40,680 --> 00:34:42,080 Go on, try it. 455 00:34:50,440 --> 00:34:52,440 DOOR OPENS 456 00:34:55,400 --> 00:35:02,120 Morning. Helen, I just wanted to say I'm sorry for what I said. 457 00:35:03,640 --> 00:35:05,480 If you're sorry, then I'm sorry. 458 00:35:05,520 --> 00:35:09,080 It's only fair.OK. 459 00:35:09,120 --> 00:35:11,840 That's great then. Sorry to interrupt. 460 00:35:11,880 --> 00:35:14,200 Not interrupting, Mrs Wallace. 461 00:35:14,240 --> 00:35:20,280 We were just talking about what music to have at the evening do. You like salsa? 462 00:35:20,320 --> 00:35:23,000 Yeah. It's not very Scottish though, is it? 463 00:35:25,880 --> 00:35:28,440 Gordon! You cheeky... 464 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,720 You never seen a man thinking? 465 00:35:54,480 --> 00:36:00,000 Don't push my sister. I'll push your sister if I... Aaah! 466 00:36:00,040 --> 00:36:03,080 Stop it at once! Boys! Boys! Stop it! 467 00:36:03,120 --> 00:36:05,840 PHONE RINGS Hello. 468 00:36:05,880 --> 00:36:10,080 Abby? ..I said things I didn't mean. 469 00:36:10,120 --> 00:36:14,440 Yeah, so did I. I'm sorry if I hurt your feelings. 470 00:36:14,480 --> 00:36:18,480 I didn't mean to.Oh, you don't have to say you're sorry. 471 00:36:18,520 --> 00:36:21,800 I know I can be... a bit stupid. 472 00:36:24,440 --> 00:36:27,600 This is the moment where you say, "No, you're not stupid." 473 00:36:31,080 --> 00:36:33,000 We can come back to that. 474 00:36:33,040 --> 00:36:35,680 The kids miss you, Kenny. KNOCK ON DOOR 475 00:36:35,720 --> 00:36:37,440 Can I come back?Hang on. 476 00:36:42,120 --> 00:36:46,440 Mrs Wallace?Not another fight? Right, both of you. Inside! 477 00:36:46,480 --> 00:36:49,400 Alfie - room! I need to speak to you. 478 00:36:49,440 --> 00:36:54,240 Won't you hear my side?No! There is no excuse for fighting. Go! 479 00:36:56,000 --> 00:37:00,480 I want Kenny back. I hate this place.I do too!Excuse me. 480 00:37:04,120 --> 00:37:08,440 Can I call you back? I'm in a payphone. I'll ring you. 481 00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:10,000 Please come in. 482 00:37:12,720 --> 00:37:15,720 I'm so sorry about Alfie, Mrs Fraser. 483 00:37:15,760 --> 00:37:19,640 I don't know what to do. I'll make sure he apologises. 484 00:37:19,680 --> 00:37:22,640 I can understand you wanting a fresh start. 485 00:37:22,680 --> 00:37:26,960 Nobody holds your past against you. Most of us don't, anyway.Past? 486 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:33,880 And it was probably right that you didn't tell your children in that situation.What situation? 487 00:37:33,920 --> 00:37:36,240 But other children can be cruel. 488 00:37:36,280 --> 00:37:39,400 Let me stop you. What are you talking about? 489 00:37:39,440 --> 00:37:44,560 I'm not here to judge you. We all know you were a prostitute. 490 00:37:44,600 --> 00:37:47,800 A what?But you cannot expect little Jerry 491 00:37:47,840 --> 00:37:51,600 to have the same sort of discretion as an adult. 492 00:37:51,640 --> 00:37:55,000 He is just a boy. Where did that come from? 493 00:37:55,040 --> 00:37:56,640 Your husband told Gordon. 494 00:37:58,120 --> 00:38:02,720 Kenny told Gordon I was a prostitute? And you believed him? 495 00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,360 PHONE RINGS 496 00:38:04,400 --> 00:38:09,400 Well, it's not true.As I said, I'm not here to judge you. 497 00:38:09,440 --> 00:38:13,400 PHONE RINGS Goodbye, Mrs Fraser. 498 00:38:13,440 --> 00:38:15,960 PHONE RINGS 499 00:38:17,080 --> 00:38:18,880 I am going to kill him. 500 00:38:21,200 --> 00:38:23,480 Hello.Abby? It's me. 501 00:38:23,520 --> 00:38:26,560 I'm still feeling sorry and all that. 502 00:38:26,600 --> 00:38:27,960 Can I come back? 503 00:38:29,720 --> 00:38:31,280 No, Kenny, you can't come back. 504 00:38:33,480 --> 00:38:35,120 No?No. You can't. 505 00:38:37,720 --> 00:38:39,840 Well, what do you mean I can't? 506 00:38:41,160 --> 00:38:44,440 Why not?Because you're dead. 507 00:38:46,240 --> 00:38:49,400 I'm dead?I've told everyone. 508 00:38:49,440 --> 00:38:51,360 What? Everyone thinks I'm dead? Yeah. 509 00:38:55,320 --> 00:38:59,400 Well, how-how did I die? Car accident.That's terrible. 510 00:39:01,640 --> 00:39:05,880 What happened? You swerved to avoid a deer. 511 00:39:05,920 --> 00:39:09,080 Well, I would have done, wouldn't I? I love animals. 512 00:39:13,160 --> 00:39:16,960 This is so tragic. Yeah, the whole island's very upset. 513 00:39:19,040 --> 00:39:24,640 Really? What, like, did some of them cry when you told them? 514 00:39:24,680 --> 00:39:26,880 Floods. 515 00:39:26,920 --> 00:39:29,320 Well, it's nice of them to care. 516 00:39:31,040 --> 00:39:35,640 Oh, I'm going to miss them. Hang about. 517 00:39:35,680 --> 00:39:38,440 This means I can never come back. Yes, it does. 518 00:39:38,480 --> 00:39:41,440 You vindictive little bastard. 519 00:39:41,480 --> 00:39:43,960 Abby? Abby? 520 00:39:54,600 --> 00:39:56,920 You go and sign on, Jerry. 521 00:39:56,960 --> 00:39:59,800 You have a wife and kid to think of. I can't face it. 522 00:39:59,840 --> 00:40:01,600 What are you going to do? 523 00:40:01,640 --> 00:40:05,440 I don't know. I'll look for something in Ullapool. 524 00:40:05,480 --> 00:40:08,640 Go on now. Don't worry about me. I'll be fine. 525 00:40:16,680 --> 00:40:20,240 You're imagining the worst. Of course Alistair's coming back. 526 00:40:20,280 --> 00:40:23,080 If he was why would he take a bag? 527 00:40:23,120 --> 00:40:27,240 It's not "if", it's "when". We just don't know when. 528 00:40:30,240 --> 00:40:32,240 And? She denies it. 529 00:40:32,280 --> 00:40:35,880 Of course she does. Alistair's gone. 530 00:40:35,920 --> 00:40:38,600 Oh, he'll be back.When?See? 531 00:40:38,640 --> 00:40:41,960 She's in denial.I'm not. I mean Abby. 532 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:47,000 Have you noticed that the children always call their father by his name? 533 00:40:47,040 --> 00:40:50,200 Probably don't know who he is. 534 00:40:50,240 --> 00:40:53,440 If she has sense, she'll leave without being asked. 535 00:41:01,360 --> 00:41:05,080 Did little Jerry say something about me? Is that why you had a fight? 536 00:41:05,120 --> 00:41:08,720 Yeah. He said you went with men for money. 537 00:41:08,760 --> 00:41:11,120 Well, I hope you tore his face off. 538 00:41:30,520 --> 00:41:32,760 Kenny? What are you doing here? 539 00:41:35,080 --> 00:41:40,040 The most amazing thing happened after I swerved and missed the deer. 540 00:41:40,080 --> 00:41:42,400 It came back. 541 00:41:42,440 --> 00:41:45,480 It pulled me from the car... 542 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,240 ..with its teeth. 543 00:41:47,280 --> 00:41:51,480 So everyone thought I was dead but I-I wasn't.Oh. 544 00:41:51,520 --> 00:41:56,800 Gordon said you were playing music or something.Oh, that. 545 00:41:56,840 --> 00:42:00,400 Well after the accident, I, er, cancelled them, 546 00:42:00,440 --> 00:42:05,240 because they thought I was dead like everyone else. 547 00:42:05,280 --> 00:42:06,960 You've been in here a while? 548 00:42:08,240 --> 00:42:10,960 Come to get my milk. 549 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:15,560 Hello, Gordon. I hear you've been spreading rumours about me. 550 00:42:15,600 --> 00:42:19,480 Not rumours. Just what your husband told me. 551 00:42:19,520 --> 00:42:24,640 That virus doesn't make people sick does it?Not unless you're a fish. 552 00:42:24,680 --> 00:42:30,560 I'm sorry about, you know, saying you was trying to poison us. 553 00:42:30,600 --> 00:42:32,920 Don't even remember you saying it. 554 00:42:32,960 --> 00:42:36,040 Me and Abby had a serious domestic about it. 555 00:42:36,080 --> 00:42:39,560 She thought I was jealous of you.You, jealous? 556 00:42:39,600 --> 00:42:42,760 I can't imagine you have a jealous bone in your body.I said that! 557 00:42:44,280 --> 00:42:45,880 I've a lot of respect for you. 558 00:42:47,400 --> 00:42:49,960 Yeah, well, I've got a lot of respect for you too. 559 00:42:51,280 --> 00:42:52,360 I swear! 560 00:42:53,760 --> 00:42:56,520 So what lies did Kenny tell you? 561 00:42:56,560 --> 00:42:58,200 What exactly did he say? 562 00:42:59,480 --> 00:43:01,560 Come on, Gordon. Don't be shy. 563 00:43:03,080 --> 00:43:08,440 With what she did for a living, no-one could accuse you of jealousy. 564 00:43:08,480 --> 00:43:11,920 What do you mean, what she did for a living? 565 00:43:11,960 --> 00:43:13,680 He said you worked in a topless bar. 566 00:43:15,640 --> 00:43:17,720 You know, being a prostitute. 567 00:43:17,760 --> 00:43:21,560 You what?!Aye. Gordon told me. 568 00:43:21,600 --> 00:43:24,480 Not a topless bar! A tapas bar. 569 00:43:24,520 --> 00:43:28,480 What's a tapas bar? Well, it's a Spanish restaurant. 570 00:43:28,520 --> 00:43:30,880 I was a waitress. 571 00:43:30,920 --> 00:43:34,800 You know, like little snacks. Sausages, Spanish omelette. 572 00:43:34,840 --> 00:43:37,000 They did a special recipe for salsa. 573 00:43:40,680 --> 00:43:43,160 Aye. Kenny mentioned the salsa. 574 00:43:43,200 --> 00:43:44,400 So, Gordon's going round 575 00:43:44,440 --> 00:43:46,680 telling everyone I said she was a prostitute. 576 00:43:46,720 --> 00:43:50,080 Oh, great. No wonder I'm so popular. 577 00:43:50,120 --> 00:43:52,320 Stop! I'm going to piss myself. 578 00:43:52,360 --> 00:43:57,360 Hard work and long hours. But the tips were good.So he said. 579 00:43:57,400 --> 00:43:59,440 I think I'd better go. 580 00:43:59,480 --> 00:44:04,200 Do you want another one?No, thanks. Catching the coach to Ullapool. 581 00:44:04,240 --> 00:44:07,760 Haven't had as good a laugh in days! 582 00:44:11,680 --> 00:44:14,080 Oh, Abby, we're so sorry. 583 00:44:14,120 --> 00:44:16,120 I never really believed him. 584 00:44:17,920 --> 00:44:20,440 OK. OK. But so did you. 585 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:25,000 I'm really sorry what happened. I couldn't wish that on anyone. 586 00:44:25,040 --> 00:44:28,560 I hate leaving. They're good people. 587 00:44:28,600 --> 00:44:31,800 They try to look after each other. 588 00:44:31,840 --> 00:44:36,560 Makes 'em a bit special - different than the rest of the world. 589 00:44:36,600 --> 00:44:40,960 I'll miss that. But those are the cards you're dealt. 590 00:44:41,000 --> 00:44:43,080 What sort of job will you do? 591 00:44:43,120 --> 00:44:49,720 Anything I can get. If a man's able to work that's what he should do. 592 00:44:49,760 --> 00:44:51,360 Yeah. I'm like that. 593 00:44:51,400 --> 00:44:53,200 Anyway. 594 00:44:53,240 --> 00:44:55,400 Yeah. Anyway. 595 00:45:12,160 --> 00:45:13,680 Alistair? 596 00:45:17,120 --> 00:45:19,920 HEAVY THUMPING 597 00:45:19,960 --> 00:45:22,400 HAMMERING 598 00:45:27,520 --> 00:45:28,880 Kenny? 599 00:45:28,920 --> 00:45:32,840 Oh, I'm sorry. Is it too early for you? 600 00:45:32,880 --> 00:45:35,080 I saw Kenny in Portree. He asked me 601 00:45:35,120 --> 00:45:39,040 to get started on the roof this morning.You saw Kenny?Aye. 602 00:45:39,080 --> 00:45:42,000 You'll be needing new slate. 603 00:45:42,040 --> 00:45:43,520 Why's he in Portree? 604 00:45:43,560 --> 00:45:47,280 He was going to London but he was headed for a big night. 605 00:45:47,320 --> 00:45:51,320 He'll sleep it off in the car. You'll find him in the garage. 606 00:45:51,360 --> 00:45:53,800 Don't imagine he'll be getting too early a start. 607 00:46:06,560 --> 00:46:07,840 Kenny? 608 00:46:14,520 --> 00:46:15,680 Kenny! 609 00:46:15,720 --> 00:46:19,120 Just got this one in. It's a good runner. MOT an' all. 610 00:46:19,160 --> 00:46:23,440 Could make you a good price. I'll even throw in the windows. 611 00:46:29,240 --> 00:46:30,960 Thought it'd help pay for the roof. 612 00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:34,640 Come home. 613 00:46:38,480 --> 00:46:42,480 And when I hit the ditch, I thought I was a goner. 614 00:46:42,520 --> 00:46:44,840 But then, the deer came, 615 00:46:44,880 --> 00:46:48,200 and as he was pulling me from the wreckage 616 00:46:48,240 --> 00:46:51,960 I saw this glow come from the sky, 617 00:46:52,000 --> 00:46:55,520 and that's when I saw the mother ship. 618 00:47:04,280 --> 00:47:07,280 And this is Mr Raeburn himself, come down to greet you. 619 00:47:07,320 --> 00:47:08,800 Welcome to Ronansay! 620 00:47:08,840 --> 00:47:12,280 Welcome.Thank you. Welcome to Ronansay.Thank you. 621 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:16,160 Unfortunately, the Raeburn Hotel is fully booked at present. 622 00:47:16,200 --> 00:47:17,520 It's not. 623 00:47:17,560 --> 00:47:19,800 But The Wallace Guest House has vacancies 624 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:23,880 and you'll be very comfortable. Thank you. 625 00:47:23,920 --> 00:47:28,560 Ah well, for helping Alistair after all that bother. We're grateful. 626 00:47:31,360 --> 00:47:33,520 Cheers.Right, follow me. 627 00:47:41,560 --> 00:47:44,040 Kenny say anything on the ferry? 628 00:47:44,080 --> 00:47:45,480 No. 629 00:47:48,880 --> 00:47:52,080 This way.The Wallace Guest House. 630 00:47:52,120 --> 00:47:56,280 We try to keep it olde worlde. It's all natural. Not stuffy. 631 00:47:56,320 --> 00:47:59,600 Couldn't do much with the inside unfortunately because, 632 00:47:59,640 --> 00:48:03,920 well, we're listed.Kenny. In the phone book. 633 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,080 This is it. Home away from home. 634 00:48:07,120 --> 00:48:10,920 So make it your own. Just made that up!